Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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