How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

You were born.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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