Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Joke

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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