How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Womens basketball

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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