What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Knock knock

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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