- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Whats white? A fridge

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

whats polish and black a polish black person

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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