Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

President Donald Trump

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

a jew walks out of a furnace

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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