What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Tilt your screen back

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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