guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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A woman wears a dress.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Women's Rights.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Katy Perry

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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