- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

this is not a drill.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Waffles ate my grandma

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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