What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Your mums a potato

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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