- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Cows are land manatees.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What are annoying? Ads.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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