A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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