- Anti Joke

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Your mom went to college

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.