- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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