- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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