Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Tough crowd tonight...

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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