Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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