i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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