How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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