What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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