A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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