Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Misner is a twat.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Tall asians

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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