What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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