- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I work at jcpenny

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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