What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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CAS

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Anti Joke

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