Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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