What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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