- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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