- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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