- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Morning wood.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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