Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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PIED NINNY!

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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