why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Penis.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Anti Joke

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