- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

I regret everything.....

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

what happens every day? People die

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