You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Women's Rights

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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