- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Justin beiber..

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

penis. nuff said.

The GOV and the WHO?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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