Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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