Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Massie is a fatass

Latvia isn't a joke

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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