What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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