Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

aodhan hearty

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

boobs.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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