A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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69.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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black people

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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HURT

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Anti Joke

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