Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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This is a joke.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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