- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Horse with a chair on his head.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

THE GAME.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

bangers and mash?

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