Ebola

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Help I'm being raped!

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Mitt Romney

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Women

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...