Black people

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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João Duarte reads this.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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I <3 Hitler

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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