I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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