A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Women drivers...

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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