- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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