I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Albert your flies undone.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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