Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

YEAH THEY DO!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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