what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Shea's sty....

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Weed.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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